Yay! 2013 4th of July Fireworks!

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Seven years, my friends. Seven years of hopping in the car late at night, driving up I-5 to Vancouver, Washington, running The Gauntlet™ (45.1 MB), and visiting Blackjack Fireworks to check out the colorful, poetic, lost-in-translation, Corel-driven beauty of the latest fireworks packaging.

To catch up, please enjoy 2007, 2008, 2009, 2010, 2011 and 2012.

Here’s to more good stuff, because I’m…

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This year, we’ve got…

Confusion

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Spectacular Clip-Art

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Eric Clapton’s Dream Realized

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Literal Nightmares

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A Revealing Answer (iStock Photo)

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Copyright Infringement I’m Sure, But I’m Not Sure What From

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Copyright Infringement I Do Recognize

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I Don’t Doubt This For A Minute

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This, On The Other Hand, I Doubt Very Much

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Military Surplus

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For When You Want the Not-Quite Best

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David Lynch’s Dream Realized

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Irony

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Monkeys

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The Sword from Hell (Which is Totally Awesome and Will Cause So Much Injury)

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And Resigned Exasperation

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Last but not least, I leave you with the most incredible marketing claim ever made (I’m going to use this someday):

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See you next year!

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6 thoughts on “Yay! 2013 4th of July Fireworks!

  1. Fireworks make loud noizes (reports) and frighten small children and pets (even zoo animals). Be sure you place on ground, light fuze and run away or hide in a bunker. Do you have a bunker? Keep a bucket of water close at hand too.

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